My Daughter is a Narwhal

London's new thing:

London: "Hey Dagoo!  Guess what?"
Me: "What"
London: "I love you, I'm a narwhal and I have mooers."

London: "Hey Dagoo!  Guess what?"
Me:  "You love me, you're a narwhal and you have chicken shoes?"
London: "No Dagoo!  I'm a narwhal, I have mooers and I love you."

Fingers

I am experiencing some soreness and inflexibility in the fingers on my left hand.  I was concerned about the possibility of Rheumatoid Arthritis due to my T-Cell Large Granular Lymphocytosis diagnosis but then I remembered that I had pounded my hand in a sales demonstration and that probably was the reason for what I am feeling in my fingers....

Adrienne at it again

The kids bedtime is 8:00 PM so when I am home I tell them to go brush their teeth around or a little after 8:00 PM.  Adrienne and Atticus were watching Full House sitting on the sofa and I told them to go brush their teeth. Atticus protested "but Daaaaaaaaaad, I want to wait until London gets home!"

Adrienne immediately says "Dad, you always suck up all the fun..   You are a fun sponge."

Shit Adrienne says

While walking past me in our small kitchen:

"Can you please respect my personal space because those shoes are absolutely annoying?"

How old are my children?

My three kids love to baby talk.  They speak to me most of the time in a baby voice.  They think it is fun and cute.... It might have been for the first 3,000 times but now it is really annoying.  They still do it - all three.  I ask them to use their "normal" voice and they will but they do the baby talk so much they default back to it.

Now they mostly call me "Mr. Bagoo Sir."

London has forgotten to bring home her Social Studies book which she needed for her homework tonight and she waited until bedtime to do her homework which of course she couldn't complete because she didn't have her book.  It is only the third full day of school.