Sunday, July 31, 2011

Glad to be alive

Table Rock-27527-2

Today the family and I drove to Table Rock. It was kind of overcast and hot and when we finally got up to the parking lot there were rumblings of thunder in the distance. We started up the one mile trail that takes you to the top of the mountain and we met a hiker coming down. He told us that he had seen lighting and that he was not going to mess with being up on top of the mountain.

After a slight hesitation on my part, we continued on.

After the rocky one mile uphill hike we all arrived at the top safely and the kids really marveled at the beauty of the Linville Gorge. You could see the Linville River winding its way through the valley on its way to Lake James which you could also plainly see in the distance.

We ran into a man and his wife were we were chatting with. I was standing on a rock at the very top to Table Rock facing south and the wife and kids were sitting down right at my feet as we talked.

The sky was cloudy and we could see rain in the distance.


All of the sudden I felt the strangest sensation envelop me in a fraction of a second from behind- it was almost like a split second wind that came and went without warning. About one second after I felt that sensation we heard the unmistakeable crack of thunder which was extremely loud and extremely close. I immediately realized that I had just felt the jolt of a very nearby lighting strike. I wasn't the only one to feel it- every one else had the hair on their arms stand up and they felt it as well- but I think I got the brunt of it since I was highest on the summit. All the kids were crying and we scrambled to get down from the summit as quickly as possible.

The couple we had been talking to knew a short cut so we took that - the kids were scared shitless. We all walked down the trail back towards the parking lot with thunder clapping regularly around us. Adrienne was moving kind of slowly so I picked her up and she rode piggyback for a while then I put her on my shoulders. About 1/3 mile from the parking lot we got pounded by extremely heavy rains and the trail turned into a very swift running creek. We all got completely soaked. The nice man who we had met at the summit held Atticus' hand all the way down the trail and talked to all of us to keep us calm.

What a scary ordeal. I feel ultimately stupid for exposing my family to that kind of danger when I had a warning. You really have to respect nature and what can happen in a flash. We got very lucky today and will never forget and hopefully will make a better choice next time if ever we are in a similar situation.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Living in a sauna

Right now it's almost midnight and it is 80 degrees with 90 percent relative humidity. If I wanted to live in a sauna I would move to central america.

I really like my motorola xoom.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Font Cache?

What the hell is a font cache and why does it have to be rebuilt? I think VLC Media Player 1.1.9 has some 'splainin to do.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Vegas

I am in Las Vegas for the Clean Show and I am staying at the Vdara on the 51st floor which is pretty cool. Three days in Vegas will be more than enough. I'm heading to get some food and maybe a dip in the pool before my business partners get here.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

I'm an Optic Freak

My eye doctor told me I have "interesting tiny optic nerves" which she said are of no consequence- just interesting. She said that people like me who are very nearsighted usually have large optical nerves. Humph.... As if I needed another reminder that I am a freak.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Worried....

So now I am worried because normally the wife is home by 9:00 PM when she has one of the kids. She has Atticus with her for the mother son dance. I just got a call from William and he hasn't heard from his wife either.

Friday night for losers

So I am sitting here by myself on a Friday night drinking beers and waiting for my wife and 4 year old son to return from a mother-son dance at the country club. I am watching TV which I rarely do. When I do watch TV I have to watch HD TV because SD TV is an assault to my eyes at this point. I love to watch Palladia because I love music in general.

Playing right now is a concert featuring Taylor Swift and Def Lepperd. First let me say that Def Lepperd climaxed with their High and Dry Album over 20 year ago. All their popular music since then has sucked huge donkey penis. Taylor Swift is a very attractive youngster who undoubtedly has talent. However, putting these two together produces some pretty atrociously stupid, baseless, shallow and lifeless music. The only redeeming aspect of what I am watching is Taylor Swift in her sparkling dress.

Right now Taylor is singing the first stanza to "Pour some sugar on me" which is without a doubt my least favorite Def Lepperd song. Her talents could be used in such a better manner.

"I'm hot sticky sweet- from my head to my feet." Now that is some truly deep lyrics. Someone please bring me a 3 gallon barf bucket.

Please in the name of all that is right, correct, virtuous and good, Del Lepperd please, please retire and go away so we can remember your pre-Pyromania good music.

.......... Ok as an edit to this post.. I just saw the ending credits of this Taylor Swift and Def Suckard concert and saw Taylor belting out Lepperd's "Photograph" and she did an awesome damn job. She actually redeemed the song. Much better than Joe Smelliot ever could have done. I think that is what Def Lepperd needs.. some infusion of what they originally felt in their first two alubms... youth.. .energy and a complete set of limbs...

Okay now I am hitting low but I am now hearing their son Rockit which is so bad that I can't help myself from dragging them all through the shit to comment.