I'm an Optic Freak

My eye doctor told me I have "interesting tiny optic nerves" which she said are of no consequence- just interesting. She said that people like me who are very nearsighted usually have large optical nerves. Humph.... As if I needed another reminder that I am a freak.

Worried....

So now I am worried because normally the wife is home by 9:00 PM when she has one of the kids. She has Atticus with her for the mother son dance. I just got a call from William and he hasn't heard from his wife either.

Friday night for losers

So I am sitting here by myself on a Friday night drinking beers and waiting for my wife and 4 year old son to return from a mother-son dance at the country club. I am watching TV which I rarely do. When I do watch TV I have to watch HD TV because SD TV is an assault to my eyes at this point. I love to watch Palladia because I love music in general.

Playing right now is a concert featuring Taylor Swift and Def Lepperd. First let me say that Def Lepperd climaxed with their High and Dry Album over 20 year ago. All their popular music since then has sucked huge donkey penis. Taylor Swift is a very attractive youngster who undoubtedly has talent. However, putting these two together produces some pretty atrociously stupid, baseless, shallow and lifeless music. The only redeeming aspect of what I am watching is Taylor Swift in her sparkling dress.

Right now Taylor is singing the first stanza to "Pour some sugar on me" which is without a doubt my least favorite Def Lepperd song. Her talents could be used in such a better manner.

"I'm hot sticky sweet- from my head to my feet." Now that is some truly deep lyrics. Someone please bring me a 3 gallon barf bucket.

Please in the name of all that is right, correct, virtuous and good, Del Lepperd please, please retire and go away so we can remember your pre-Pyromania good music.

.......... Ok as an edit to this post.. I just saw the ending credits of this Taylor Swift and Def Suckard concert and saw Taylor belting out Lepperd's "Photograph" and she did an awesome damn job. She actually redeemed the song. Much better than Joe Smelliot ever could have done. I think that is what Def Lepperd needs.. some infusion of what they originally felt in their first two alubms... youth.. .energy and a complete set of limbs...

Okay now I am hitting low but I am now hearing their son Rockit which is so bad that I can't help myself from dragging them all through the shit to comment.